You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.