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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.

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  Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....

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  This explains a lot.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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• (510): View more from California

  It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.

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  That's horrible but hilarious

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  I'm going to miss college.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.

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  So you're drunk waiting for the bus.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram

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