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• (914): View more from New York

  I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.

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  This is why you are not allowed out in public.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Your life is quite full of dick lately.

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  It really is!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.

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