dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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