Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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