I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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