let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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