I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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