Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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