I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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