3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
