North Korea, Best Korea!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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