i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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