So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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