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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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