so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Randomize
