trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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