normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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