What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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