Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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