I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
