jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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