That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
from now on my penis is your penis
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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