Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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