He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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