protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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