All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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