I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
