hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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