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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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