Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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