Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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