Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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