He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Panties = found
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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