She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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