We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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