you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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