Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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