Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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