The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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