idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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