Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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