I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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