I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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