420 ftw
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She's the barista slut.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
