i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
where does the pee come out of this thing
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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