high people should be assigned attendants
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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