You can't motorboat a personality
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This baby is an asshole
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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