I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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