32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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