i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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