I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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