We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i think my cat just said my name.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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