There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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