So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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