you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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