Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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