You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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