dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Be still, my beating vagina.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I love you.
Bad choice
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